What’s the Work From Home equivalent of a fake family emergency? (Asking for a friend. Obviously.) Back in the office days, the fake family emergency was the gold standard of graceful exits. You’d grab your coat, mutter something about “a situation with my cousin” (you’re an only child), and vanish with the urgency of a spy extracting themselves from a compromised mission. Coworkers would nod solemnly, as you quickly gathered your things. But now? We work from home. There’s no office to flee, no parking garage to dramatically peel out of, no sympathetic witnesses to your performative distress. Just you, your couch, and the crushing weight of a 3 PM WIP call. So what’s the remote worker’s version of I need to step out indefinitely? I could just log off, but you know, rent. The Classics: -Wi-Fi issues are The GOAT. Timeless. Unverifiable. Bonus points if you send a single frozen frame of yourself mid glitch before ghosting. -My dog...